bitchface.

i completely love this illustrated compendium explaining bitchface, a chronic condition from which i suffer. as a young lady, my mother and this horrible lady named nancy would get on to me ALL THE TIME for my bitchface, and no amount of explaining would convince them it was accidental. (mom, i totally forgive you but nancy can suck it dry. i mean, that woman told me i had haughty eyes when i was like eleven. what an asshat.)

{via bleubird vintage.}