Monday, May 17, 2010

mulberry, alexa, things i can't afford.

dammit. i just found out that the bag that i've torn out of no less than four magazines costs approximately $1,150. so i guess i'm not getting it after all, even in the sweet 'natural summer tweed' option that is slightly less at $950, because i'm pretty sure purchasing a handbag of that dollar amount is not as morally sound as say, donating the money to a starving nation or an act-of-god weather tragedy or the humane society. which leads me to suggest that the makers, or rather, the PRICERS of mulberry bags go hang out with the likes of kate spade (stingy hoe-bag hoe) and wes anderson (who fricking de-followed me on twitter), so that you can all be jerks together. however, i would be willing to recant my comments and forgive you if one of these gems shows up on my doorstep in the next few days. except maybe not you, wes. de-following me on twitter was pretty cold.

mulberry alexa bag available in about seventy five colors.


audrey 'business suit' johnson said...

I just drooled all over my keyboard. Those are GOOOOORRRRRGGGGEEEEOOOOOUUUUUSSSS.

kristina said...

dear biz suit-

don't you HAVE a mulberry bag? if i'd known how fancy they were, i would have let you purchase the popcorn during A Totally BeBop Day At The Silverado.


ps-i certainly hope A Day At The Silverado: Round 2 is in the works.