downton abbey premieres tonight, bitches. if you are not watching this show, you are missing out on some serious british costume drama amazingness. i've said before that it's porn for anglophiles and i stand by that, except to say you maybe don't even need to be an anglophile, or even like porn. i'm so excited that i've been drinking tea ALL DAY. also, in a freaky silver lining coincidence, i sprained my ankle friday night and can't really walk, so brad has been butler-ing around all weekend, taking care of me, JUST LIKE A SERVANT (which would totally make more sense to you if you were watching this show). anyway, catch up on season one STAT or you will be confused.